The Klopeks Family Tee - Inspired by The 'Burbs (1989)

"About a nine on the tension scale, Reub."

Let’s face it: every neighbourhood has that house. The one with the un-mowed lawn, the strange noises coming from the basement at 3:00 AM, and the neighbours who only come out to move large, suspicious rugs.

Celebrate Mayfield Place’s most eccentric residents with The Klopeks Family Tee. This isn't just a shirt; it’s a membership card to the neighbourhood watch. Featuring a bold, typeface that feels like it was ripped straight from a 1989 police report (or a very creepy mailbox), this design honours Hans, Uncle Reuben and Dr. Werner in true MyDeadRobot style.

Whether you're digging up the backyard looking for skeletal remains or just heading out to the "Sardine" shop, this tee is your go-to for suburban surveillance.

GARMENT AND CARE
100% cotton, White 175gsm, Colours 185gsm
Thermal printed with eco-friendly garment flex
White/Black vinyl printed to a black/navy/white regular t-shirt.
Premium industry high performance material to ensure designs do not crack or fade

Machine wash at 30-40 degrees | Tumble dryer friendly | Iron inside out 

PACKAGING AND PRESENTATION
All apparel is brand new, hand-printed to order and sealed in a bag

Orders ship within 1-2 days

UK Post:

* All Order are sent via Royal Mail Tracked 48 as standard.

* This is a tracked service.

* Other options are available at checkout.

International Post:

* T-shirts are sent via Royal Mail International tracked service.

* Smaller items (Keychains, etc) are sent via International Standard which isn't a tracked service.

* The option for tracked is available at checkout.