Tuck Pendleton Machine Zero Defects - inspired by Innerspace (1987)

The Tuck Pendleton Machine: Zero Defects T-Shirt

"I'm a little short on time. I'm also a little short on everything else."

Pay homage to the bravest (and most microscopic) pilot in the Navy. This premium tee celebrates the 1987 cult classic Innerspace and the man, the myth, and the literal machine: Lt. Tuck Pendleton. Whether you’re navigating the treacherous digestive tract of a grocery store clerk or just trying to survive your morning commute, this shirt proves you’ve got "Zero Defects." Featuring a vintage-inspired tech aesthetic that looks like it was pulled straight from the Lab 27 mainframe, it’s the perfect gear for fans of retro sci-fi, 80s adventure, and shrinking technology gone wrong.

Why it’s a total trip:

* Deep-Cut Nostalgia: Only true 80s buffs will recognize the Pendleton "Zero Defects" mantra.

* Ultra-Soft Fabric: More comfortable than a pressurized cockpit in a submersible pod.

* Precision Print: High-detail graphics that would make Victor Scrimshaw jealous.

* Classic Fit: Durable enough to survive a literal trip through a human body.

Don’t let the Jack Puttermans of the world win. Suit up, shrink down, and show off your zero-defect status.

GARMENT AND CARE
100% cotton, White 175gsm, Colours 185gsm
Thermal printed with eco-friendly garment flex
Blue/black vinyl printed to a White/Navy/Black regular t-shirt.
Premium industry high performance material to ensure designs do not crack or fade

Machine wash at 30-40 degrees | Tumble dryer friendly | Iron inside out 

PACKAGING AND PRESENTATION
All apparel is brand new, hand-printed to order and sealed in a bag

Orders ship within 1-2 days

UK Post:

* All Order are sent via Royal Mail Tracked 48 as standard.

* This is a tracked service.

* Other options are available at checkout.

International Post:

* T-shirts are sent via Royal Mail International tracked service.

* Smaller items (Keychains, etc) are sent via International Standard which isn't a tracked service.

* The option for tracked is available at checkout.